October 2010
9 posts
This is so unrewarding. I am not sure whats going on with my life.
Conversations with a group home girl
Me: Do you think if you have been talking with a guy for over two weeks and every conversation has been centered on him, should you say later dude?
Client: Yes.
Me: Really?
Client: Yes... Unless he is hot, then its okay. He can keep talking about himself and you can keep making out with him.
Me: So deep.
Cricket
Is lame. Done.
This bitch!
How are you supposed to be my good friend and not ask me about my fucking date? Rude.
Question
Why do low functioning kids love Asians? Everytime I walk into the room all the therapeutic girls say “heeey! ” Maybe our eyes make them feel less threatened.
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New Smart Car
Niece: I love your new car Chu Chu
Me: Thanks baby.
Niece: Why did you buy a car for babies?
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