This is so unrewarding. I am not sure whats going on with my life.
Conversations with a group home girl
Me: Do you think if you have been talking with a guy for over two weeks and every conversation has been centered on him, should you say later dude?
Client: Yes... Unless he is hot, then its okay. He can keep talking about himself and you can keep making out with him.
Me: So deep.
Is lame. Done.
How are you supposed to be my good friend and not ask me about my fucking date? Rude.
Why do low functioning kids love Asians? Everytime I walk into the room all the therapeutic girls say “heeey! ” Maybe our eyes make them feel less threatened.
New Smart Car
Niece: I love your new car Chu Chu
Me: Thanks baby.
Niece: Why did you buy a car for babies?
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