Today was a knee to the groin.
Sunday Mornings with a social worker
Adolescent Client (AC): OMG! You totally look like th Wal-Mart smiley face because you're kinda yellow and you smile a lot.
Me: Mmm.. So we are going to go ahead a have a chat about racist comments and the oppression of minority groups in America.
AC: Minor-What? Hello no I'm no gays. That shits wrong or at least thats what my pastor said before he went to jail
Me: Okay so I am going to go ahead a let your caseworker know we need to start spending more time together..